20% Tip

i always give
a 20% tip
and i make sure to tell
everybody
how i give 
a 20% tip
when most people
only give 
somewhere between
10 and 15%

i make sure
to tell anybody
about my 20% tip
so i won't feel so bad
about the videos i watch
of poor and desperate
single mothers
taking big dicks
in the ass

i make sure
to tell anybody
about my 20% tip
so i won't feel so bad
about the dog i beat
when i was a kid

i make sure
to tell anybody
about my 20% tip
so i won't feel so bad
about the girl i fucked
and then forgot
when i was in college

i make sure 
to tell anybody 
about my 20% tip 
so i won't feel so bad
about the cunt
of a parent
and a coach
i was

i make sure
to tell anybody
about my 20% tip
so i won't feel so bad
about hating
the stupid things
i hate

i make sure 
to tell anybody 
about my 20% tip 
so i won't feel so bad
about never being more
than i became

i tell anybody
who'll listen
about my 20% tip
so i'll feel better
about not doing shit
about anything else
for anybody else
nothing
that is
but 
giving
a 20% tip

it works pretty good
for sleeping better at night
and it's easy to do
just take 10%
then multiply
by 2

you might wanna try it
if you can afford
the spare change
and you need
something cheap
to help you sleep
better