Half-Price Patriotism
Half-Price Patriotism i like my patriotism at half-price on july 5th when the price of my precious stars and stripes … Continue reading Half-Price Patriotism
The Creep
The Creep has little girls in his house every day. Little girls, not young ladies. Little girls like Lolita and … Continue reading The Creep
No Sleep
No Sleep no sleep for weeks she asked herself over morning coffee why? there were things going on in the … Continue reading No Sleep
Suicide 7-4-37
Suicide 7-4-37 he killed himself not because he hated life but to prove to himself he wasn’t afraid of death … Continue reading Suicide 7-4-37
97 Degree Beer
97 Degree Beer learning last year the county park sells beer along with their ice cream cones and hot dogs … Continue reading 97 Degree Beer
Children Shouldn’t Play With Matches
Children Shouldn’t Play With Matches she fell asleep with the box of matches out she fell asleep knowing her sometimes … Continue reading Children Shouldn’t Play With Matches
Short or Tall?
There was just me and two other guys sitting at the bar. They were sitting together. I ordered a draft … Continue reading Short or Tall?
20% Tip
20% Tip i always give a 20% tip and i make sure to tell everybody how i give a 20% … Continue reading 20% Tip
Rock & Roll Ethics
I like rock and roll. I may even love it. It’s close enough to my heart, it’s one of the … Continue reading Rock & Roll Ethics
Choice
Choice there were four young women in this dream that’s how i know it was a dream cause outside i’ve … Continue reading Choice
