
97 Degree Beer
learning last year the county park sells beer along with their ice cream cones and hot dogs was like a religious revelation something i look forward to now after an 8 mile walk more than spiritual redemption or eternal salvation today i walked the 8 mile trail in 97 degree heat with open skies and high humidity it was hell that 8 miles but i can tell you that ice cold Bud at the end of 8 miles even at $4.25 for 16 ounces in 97 degree heat tasted like ambrosia or carbonated platinum or canned nirvana compared to the same thing at any other price at 72 degrees it was hell 8 miles in 97 degrees but i'll take it and be thankful and look forward to 97 degrees of hell if that's the cost and condition for that 97 degree Bud to taste like heaven the way it did today and it will tomorrow so long as it's still hot as hell outside and i can still walk for 8 miles in it for the simple unpretentious yet robust pleasure 97 degree heat returns
