Trick or Treat

Trick or Treat

halloween's
my rare moment 
to shine
in other words
for a few hours
during trick or treat
i'm something better
than a complete asshole

sitting outside
with beer in hand
getting
progressively drunk
asking
scooby
shaggy
and their chubby mom
velma
"what's up?"
while
giving each kid
one piece
of the good stuff
along with 
one piece
of the cheap 

then 
there's always the one
the shit
the turd
the whining little prick
crying
to get out of his wagon
for some
FREE FUCKING CANDY

but fuck it
i'm drunk
and the kids
may not know it
but it don't get
any better
than free candy
so let's enjoy it
together
and try to forget
about all the 
little
pricks
whining
even when
something as great
as candy
is free
for only
this night