Patriot Loans

Patriot Loans

at patriot loans
we specialize
in payday loans
to our honored vets

at patriot loans
in honor and respect
all our stores
are embellished
adorned
and ornamented
with the stars and stripes
and overflowing
with the muzak 
of god bless and america

here
at patriot loans
we always
respectfully salute
any veteran
as congratulations
for signing off
on a loan
regardless
of size

most
payday lenders
charge interest rates
of anywhere
between 400
and 600 percent
annually
to the financially
misbegotten

but here
at patriot
payday loans
we only charges 
350 percent
to our honored vets

that's just 
how much
we here
at patriot payday loans
love our vets
and 
love our america
guaranteed

so come on in
check us out
for a complimentary
salute
and your
complimentary
stars and stripes
plastic
ball point
pen
as thanks
for letting us know
how honorably
you served