Certitude

Certitude

with my moral
certitude
and a pure 
unburdened spirit
i'm free
to enjoy
my masturbation
a pack of premium cigarettes
the sweet cream
in a twinkie
an afternoon nap
and 
wheel of fortune
the way
i've earned them

i deserve my pleasures
free
of all the impurities
that pollute
and distract
from flawless
pleasure
i deserve my satisfactions
free
of the misgivings
arising from
moral
incertitude

with my moral certitude
i'm free to enjoy
my judgements
condemnations
exaltations
and pride
with the unencumbered purity
we deserve

for
of what use
or any good
are my unadulterated
petty pleasures
if left to spoil
without the preservative
of my moral
certitude?