
Cretins and Gentlepersons
when our institutions fail us we're left with nothing but ourselves we're left with nothing else to do but amplify heighten glorify ourselves as the cretins we know ourselves to be or the gentlepersons we wish we were we are filthy scabby cretins with bad manners poor educations poor skills for important things like critical thinking which we compensate with dogmas and certainties about things we know little about as cretins we make enemies of the others who are to blame for the consequences of our own shortcomings as cretins we obnoxiously embrace emotionality patriotism and intuition over reason when our institutions fail us we're left with nothing but ourselves to double-down on when there is nothing else left we replace trust and faith in our institutions to embrace and extol the virtues of what we imagine and accept ourselves to be doubling-down on emotionality patriotism and intuition even reveling in the absurd conclusions deduced from fevered emotions to vilify any authority greater than our own subjectivity but it's not just a phenomenon of the cretin it's a phenomenon of the mealy gentleperson too fetishizing their reason and morality to absurdity in their overthinking and their own way of empathetic over-feeling these are the properly polished subdued mannered educated gentlepersons sophisticated enough to keep their primitive politics and patriotism off their cars off their clothes and mostly to themselves these are the gentlepeople sophisticated enough to know there's a right time and place for those expressions these gentlepersons fetishizing their own morals of sympathy and empathy and their precious righteous feelings for all causes excluding the ones they disagree with sympathetic to concerns to empathy and understanding no matter how misguided and absurd the understanding is since blind obedience to their ethic as flimsy as any other flag of righteousness is the gentleperson's dogma too the gentlepersons conflating the better parts of their nature to be clowns prettier but no better than the cretins they loathe when the institutions that have failed them both give rise to the same fever confusion and delirium when there's nothing else left but us we require the comforts of fellowship from the amplified cretins just like us beating our chests proud and secure in the ignorance and all the rest that makes us cretins or the safety and security of fellow gentlepersons crying instead of fistfighting over hurt feelings like the sensitive reasonable gentlepersons they are gentlepersons safe and secure in the arms of fellow gentlepersons provoked to idiocy and absurdity through a common cause of decent intentions decent intentions perverted by overzealous dogmatic certainties displacing the feelings of comfort our eroded institutions once gave gentlepersons like the cretins fellow lunatics in different wings of the funny farm blaming the institution and the other tribe of lunatics instead of themselves for their lunacy all the while the institution its administrators cackle knowing it's secure so long as the institution or "the other" are the only ones to blame one wing of nutcases cheering chest thumping grunting the other whining wailing and finger pointing the terms of our contemporary duels both noisy distracting yet no solution of how to escape orgies of delusions of false narratives of a tribe a groupthink thinktank a clique an ecstatic shameless bacchanal of every orifice filled to the brim with what it means to be tough and patriotic the side of rough raw animalistic sex or warm and soft and sympathetic the side of tenderness and romance each tribe of lunatics willing to war declaring their way right each and every one knowing there's a time and place for raw passionate sex as well as the tenderness of soft touches
