Half-Price Patriotism
i like my patriotism at half-price on july 5th when the price of my precious stars and stripes gets slashed in half i like my star spangled limited edition red, white & blue twinkies and ding dongs and cupcakes on the day after independence when a whole box is only $1.49 compared to the regular price of $2.99 i like my patriotism at half-price but i like it even better when my precious stared and striped snack cakes hit the manager's special bin hopefully by the weekend for just 99 cents a box some say i like my patriotism cheap but i say quantity over quality so in 6 months instead of just 3 i still got a big stash of star spangled red, white & blue twinkies an important thing since you can't be a twinkie ding dong or cupcake patriot for too long without being well stocked and you sure as hell can't be a twinkie ding dong or cupcake patriot all the way into december or january with your snack cakes being regular edition so come on over if you begin to feel your love of country waning come on over later in the year months after the days after you forgot about the 4th and we'll share a snack cake of stars and stripes and salute and sing and feel like grand patriots together we can be hostess pastry patriots together but the sad thing is after the holiday they never mark down the stars and bars old glory limited edition 4th of july beer it's a shame cause then we could be cheapskate drunken patriots instead of just cheapskate drunks for most of the rest of the year too
mrobins71 