Jeopardy!

Jeopardy!

from the comfort
of his couch
he plays along
and wins
at Jeopardy!
every night
always getting 
all the questions
to all the answers
right

it feels great
to be smart
it feels great
to know
he could be
Jeopardy! champion
if he wanted

it feels great
to be so smart
and 
to be so dumb
as to not know
that most anything
would be better
than being
nothing more 
than couch king
of Jeopardy!
every night