
Ugly Baby
all babies aren't cute and cuddly wingless cooing cherubs sucking on thumbs and tits some are ugly bratty twits though it's nature's trick for survival to make them all appear cute and just because you're bald and chubby and toothless too just because you shit yourself and cry a lot it don't make you the same as most other babies see it's the subtler things that distinguish one from another making you unlike most other babies who aren't nearly as selfish obnoxious arrogant stubborn cowardly and narcissistic even as you wail from your crib we're all bald chubby toothless and we all cry a lot this ugly baby grown to adult denying its ugliness exuding self-confidence an attractive force a lullaby against the utterly unattractive force of its rank ignorance or pretense as i tell you this you won't accept it like the mother of the ugly baby you are too invested in your possession as something positively unique & special simply because the ugly baby is you or yours and nobody else's made even worse when it's your sole possession
