
Halloween Cunt
i was a kid going around in our rusted out copper ford pinto on halloween my father was taking me around our tiny working class town doing the halloween thing i think i was a robot that year going into a subdivision like any other in my tiny hometown i went up to a house like any other i'd been to that night and rang the bell a woman came asking who i was i told her she said in smug disdain "i don't know you and we're only giving candy to kids from our neighborhood" i went back to the car my father asked "what's wrong?" on the verge of tears and feeling worthless not even worth that bitch's 5 cent piece of candy i told my father what had happened my father continued driving me around but he barely spoke the next night my father told me how he knew the guy that lived in that house and where he worked it was a very small town after all my father said he went to that guy's work and told him about the night before and if he was in on it he deserved to get the shit kicked out of him and my father was prepared to do it then and there as my father told it the guy said he didn't know anything about it so my father told him whether or not he was in on it his wife was a goddamned cunt anyway my father had and has many many faults but reflecting on it now he was the fucking champion of the world for doing that not only for me but for all of us
