Pest Control
Pest Control I work nights. So when the doorbell rang around noon, I was still on the couch in my … Continue reading Pest Control
Category: mostly true stories
Unabridged
Unabridged As a kid, I didn’t care that much about school. For most of my schooling, my grades were mediocre. … Continue reading Unabridged
The Wagon Ride
The Wagon Ride The owner of the neighborhood bar where I hang out is 56-years-old, so he’s no spring chicken. … Continue reading The Wagon Ride
Neighbor
Neighbor My neighbors across the street moved out. They were old. They moved to a new single-story home they were … Continue reading Neighbor
Praying
Praying Most nights I pray for some of the people I know and have known. Sometimes, when I publish a … Continue reading Praying
Frank Zappa & Butter Beans
Frank Zappa & Butter Beans I’d like to know what art is. I’d like to know what an artist is. … Continue reading Frank Zappa & Butter Beans
Hollow Bunnies
Hollow Bunnies It was a few days before Easter. My friend messaged me, “Do you plan on stocking up on … Continue reading Hollow Bunnies
The Human Centipede
The Human Centipede With fewer new films being released, the art house theater was doing a retrospective of artsy/indie horror … Continue reading The Human Centipede
Tumor
Tumor There’s always been a soft spot in my heart for kooks and weirdos. I’ve always taken a delight in … Continue reading Tumor
Turkey SPAM in the Pandemic
Turkey SPAM in the Pandemic Like others who follow him, I was going to send my favorite YouTube personality, Featureman, … Continue reading Turkey SPAM in the Pandemic
