Pissing East

Pissing East

since he was pissing 
off a cliff
and it was all going
down
he cared little
about the horizontal direction

but the sun
to the east
caught his attention
so he decided 
to piss toward the sun
paying little mind
to the opposing direction
of the wind

he aimed 
and pissed
at the sun
with a gust of wind
blowing it back
in his face
and all over his hands
and his pants
and his shoes

he was angry
for his pissy face
his pissy hands
his pissy pants
and his pissy shoes
and especially furious
at the wind
and the cliff
and the sun
which he cursed
to no end
for messing
everything
up

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