
Play It Safe
he said his name was mike he said they used to call him bad mike but it had been a long time since he'd been in that bar where they used to call him bad mike bad mike already had a pitcher that was mostly gone he offered me what was left as well as a cigarette i accepted both bad mike telling me it was cheaper to buy beer by the pitcher and his cigarettes were only $4.50 a pack we were watching football pittsburg being bad mike's team so bad mike wanted to bet $5 to win on pittsuburgh i took his bet just to play along since he'd given me a cigarette and the last of his pitcher of beer we watched and drank and smoked i ordered another pitcher with mike telling me he was homeless and living in somebody's garage and he'd tell me how the night before just down the street how the police and ambulance and fire department found somebody in a public restroom near death with needles all around bad mike said "they'll say he was diabetic. you know how that goes." but before bad mike let me in on it i never would have known how it goes bad mike grew terribly shitfaced i began feeling bad for buying that other pitcher of beer since bad mike was kind of old and it seemed like it would be hell for bad mike to recover bad mike nodded off then came out of it talking again about the guy with the needles saying "it wasn't diabetes, you know." then bad mike said "i don't mess with that shit. just booze and cigarettes for me." i told bad mike "good for you. it's best to play it safe." pittsburg ended up beaing dallas in a very tight game with bad mike getting my 5 bucks which seemed far more than fair
