Eggnog

Eggnog

i drank
a half quart
of eggnog
mixed with cognac
and got
a decent
buzz

but i left
the other half
in the refrigerator
for a few more weeks
so when i opened it again
it smelled
spoiled

so i poured
the spoiled
eggnog
down the toilet
and
thankfully
had plenty of beer
left 
in the fridge
for getting
drunk
since there was nothing
much better
to do