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He said some people are smart and some people are dumb. I asked him, knowing the distinction, where did that … Continue reading Scurvy

Horishima sat at the train station with a sign that said, “For sale 10¢” A man walked up to her. … Continue reading A Good Reason to Hate

He said he’d tried all the magic potions and medicines for getting out of bed. He said he’d tried them … Continue reading Lying in Bed

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My brother asked if I’d seen some dumb natural disaster movie starring The Rock. I said I hadn’t. My brother … Continue reading The Rock’s Movie

He’d told her so many times she was tired of hearing how, when he was a kid, he used to … Continue reading Pinball Wizard

The Creep has little girls in his house every day. Little girls, not young ladies. Little girls like Lolita and … Continue reading The Creep

There was just me and two other guys sitting at the bar. They were sitting together. I ordered a draft … Continue reading Short or Tall?

I like rock and roll. I may even love it. It’s close enough to my heart, it’s one of the … Continue reading Rock & Roll Ethics