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Roger and Taylor stood between their cars. Roger lit a cigarette while Taylor stood with his hands tucked in the … Continue reading Fat, Sexy Women

With his halo and staff and trailed by his deathly hound, The Messiah came to the village. The peasants, armed … Continue reading The Messiah’s Mangy Dog

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“Couldn’t find the gloves,” I said. “Where’d you look?” “Last I saw them they were in the trunk. They’re not … Continue reading Sentimental