he was an instrument to be played she’d decided since he’d been conceived mostly to give his mother what she … Continue reading Mother’s Song

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Cecil hates bathing alone. More specifically, Cecil hates bathing himself. And even more, Cecil hates the world and God for … Continue reading Bathing Alone

Under the Covers under the covers it stinks of feet and asshole and if you’ve pulled the covers over your … Continue reading Under the Covers

A young man was walking to the village when he stepped on glass. It cut him and stuck in his … Continue reading Stepping on Glass

“Would you rather be too pretty or too smart?” the first one asks. The other one asks, “You mean it’s … Continue reading Too Pretty or Too Smart?

If I had a cat I’d force it to wear a pizza costume. You can buy a pizza costume for … Continue reading Cat

Happy Anniversary Tim comes home with a beautiful bouquet of flowers in a fancy glass vase. He tells his wife, … Continue reading Happy Anniversary

Rabbit Meat A person can survive on rabbit meat alone for only so long, for rabbit meat is too lean, … Continue reading Rabbit Meat

James May died last Tuesday. It took over a week to get the memorial service booked, James drained and everything … Continue reading Funeral Beans