“Would you rather be too pretty or too smart?” the first one asks. The other one asks, “You mean it’s … Continue reading Too Pretty or Too Smart?

If I had a cat I’d force it to wear a pizza costume. You can buy a pizza costume for … Continue reading Cat

Happy Anniversary Tim comes home with a beautiful bouquet of flowers in a fancy glass vase. He tells his wife, … Continue reading Happy Anniversary

Rabbit Meat A person can survive on rabbit meat alone for only so long, for rabbit meat is too lean, … Continue reading Rabbit Meat

James May died last Tuesday. It took over a week to get the memorial service booked, James drained and everything … Continue reading Funeral Beans

He was in a hurry. Sometimes he works on Sundays. He was low on gas and out of food to … Continue reading Self-checkout

People study many things like economics or the histories of wars or their family’s genealogy or the assassination of JFK. … Continue reading Ménage à moi

Weepy Tony Tony sits in the back corner of the class, sobbing. He’s contracted the nickname Weepy Tony. Mrs. Peterson … Continue reading Weepy Tony

Bad Grades and a Wave of the Hand A wave of the hand is acknowledgement; a sincere deed of caring … Continue reading Bad Grades and a Wave of the Hand

The Backstop The sign for The Red Racer proclaimed an estimated wait of 15 minutes. The line was short because … Continue reading The Backstop