
Billionaire of Words
the billionaire of words has savings enough to last a lifetime but notice how his checking account of actions is always and forever in overdraft with his carefully crafted image this con-man of a billion words would rather spend the day a full 16 hours scamming you for five bucks than ever spending a single hour of honest labor earning ten times as much but it makes sense wasting all that time on his petty scam his trifling con when it's his only skill and his billions of words all about himself are his only currency in this way the long cheap con make sense since he's gotta exercise it good and hard honing it whenever he can for as long as he can cause otherwise the skill gets lost leaving him with no other way to survive
