A Rotten Combination

I came home, exhausted.

In my underwear, I reclined on the couch, preparing to sleep.

It had been a long day of beer drinking and deep dish Chicago style pizza.

I’d just eaten two Tums because of all the beer and pizza.

I farted.

With the taste of Tums still on my tongue, I took a hit on the vape.

Margarita flavored vape.

After hitting the vape. I always inhale a little air as a chaser.

Do you know the taste of Tums, Margarita and a fart?

I hope you don’t.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Ever.