Pie, Peaches & Crosswords they sit by the lake in the shadow of old oaks and maples elderly couples sitting … Continue reading Pie, Peaches & Crosswords

Only Child i was an only child so there was never anybody else constantly around to show me that like … Continue reading Only Child

Beautiful Eyes he had poor posture and empty pockets of prospects to match he had bad teeth to match his … Continue reading Beautiful Eyes

Jeopardy! from the comfort of his couch he plays along and wins at Jeopardy! every night always getting all the … Continue reading Jeopardy!

Special he said i’m a narcissist which explained why he was so hated and such an asshole he said i’m … Continue reading Special

Phone Sex the writer used to say you gotta fake it sometimes in the details to provide context to what’s … Continue reading Phone Sex

Gentleman the main thing that defines a gentleman is knowing and possessing the kindness to keep quiet about himself the … Continue reading Gentleman

Multiball knowing and weighing all the pleasures risks rewards and consequences there comes a time thank god after enough women … Continue reading Multiball