Oscar
Oscar His master opened the door. His master told Oscar to go outside to take a shit. Oscar trotted outside, … Continue reading Oscar
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Die Every Day
Die Every Day i’d rather die every day than go on living for another single day i’d rather die every … Continue reading Die Every Day
Production
Production I awoke in the middle of a play that had already begun. I knew it was a play because … Continue reading Production
Carrots
Carrots The guard asked, “What would you like for your meal?” The prisoner replied, “I do not care.” The guard … Continue reading Carrots
Too Hard to Believe
Too Hard to Believe Some things are too hard to believe, so we refuse to believe them. Some things, like … Continue reading Too Hard to Believe
The Comb
The Comb Jerry found a comb on the sidewalk. He picked it up. It was black and shiny. There was … Continue reading The Comb
Slaughterhouse
Slaughterhouse The gore of the slaughterhouse drove him insane. The terror. The horror. The brutality. The blood. The entrails. The … Continue reading Slaughterhouse
The Mudhole
To get to the other side, he had to pass through the mudhole. He could clearly tell things on the … Continue reading The Mudhole
Smile
Smile She said, “Won’t you please come over and show me your smile?” “Why?” “Because I love your smile. It … Continue reading Smile
Curious Case of the Hanging Toilet Paper
Curious Case of the Hanging Toilet Paper I hadn’t been to the gym at my job since they closed it … Continue reading Curious Case of the Hanging Toilet Paper
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