The candidate said he was going to make everybody happy. He was gonna make everybody safe and prosperous. He was … Continue reading Fine Print

My brother asked if I’d seen some dumb natural disaster movie starring The Rock. I said I hadn’t. My brother … Continue reading The Rock’s Movie

He’d told her so many times she was tired of hearing how, when he was a kid, he used to … Continue reading Pinball Wizard

The Creep has little girls in his house every day. Little girls, not young ladies. Little girls like Lolita and … Continue reading The Creep

There was just me and two other guys sitting at the bar. They were sitting together. I ordered a draft … Continue reading Short or Tall?

I like rock and roll. I may even love it. It’s close enough to my heart, it’s one of the … Continue reading Rock & Roll Ethics

We were watching football in Vic’s basement. Vic said he didn’t like Rob Ryan’s hair. He said a guy Rob … Continue reading Rob Ryan’s Hair

“The mockingbird deceives,” the sage said. “It deceives others. It deceives itself. It knows not what it is.” “Are you … Continue reading Mockingbird

The boss marched up to Carson’s workstation. He bent over the bench and pounded his fist, sending Carson’s bolts and … Continue reading Disturber

The Grand Emperor had assembled his court. Present were his Chief of Legislation, his Chief of Facts and Figures, his … Continue reading Emperor’s Edict