Defense
Defense i found myself defending myself as a christian a free-market capitalist straight and white and a libertarian the one … Continue reading Defense
Stubborn
Stubborn some people are so stubborn they’ll refuse with the stubbornness of a mule to be any less stupid than … Continue reading Stubborn
Rob Ryan’s Hair
We were watching football in Vic’s basement. Vic said he didn’t like Rob Ryan’s hair. He said a guy Rob … Continue reading Rob Ryan’s Hair
20 Grand Mound of Cocaine
I go to this little bar sometimes. I go there when I get bored. I don’t go enough that I’d … Continue reading 20 Grand Mound of Cocaine
Time-Out
Time-Out for your own good put yourself in time-out from the crowd to be the parent to yourself that the … Continue reading Time-Out
Shitposting for Jesus
There is racial and political tension. It has culminated in violence, even murder. His social media feeds are littered with … Continue reading Shitposting for Jesus
Mockingbird
“The mockingbird deceives,” the sage said. “It deceives others. It deceives itself. It knows not what it is.” “Are you … Continue reading Mockingbird
Buffoons
The sign of a true buffoon is thinking that obnoxiousness and provocation is better than having a good idea. The … Continue reading Buffoons
Bad Cops
Randy said he had a good idea. He said he had a solution to the problem of bad cops doing … Continue reading Bad Cops
Disturber
The boss marched up to Carson’s workstation. He bent over the bench and pounded his fist, sending Carson’s bolts and … Continue reading Disturber
