Carrots
Carrots The guard asked, “What would you like for your meal?” The prisoner replied, “I do not care.” The guard … Continue reading Carrots
Too Hard to Believe
Too Hard to Believe Some things are too hard to believe, so we refuse to believe them. Some things, like … Continue reading Too Hard to Believe
The Comb
The Comb Jerry found a comb on the sidewalk. He picked it up. It was black and shiny. There was … Continue reading The Comb
Slaughterhouse
Slaughterhouse The gore of the slaughterhouse drove him insane. The terror. The horror. The brutality. The blood. The entrails. The … Continue reading Slaughterhouse
The Mudhole
To get to the other side, he had to pass through the mudhole. He could clearly tell things on the … Continue reading The Mudhole
Smile
Smile She said, “Won’t you please come over and show me your smile?” “Why?” “Because I love your smile. It … Continue reading Smile
Curious Case of the Hanging Toilet Paper
Curious Case of the Hanging Toilet Paper I hadn’t been to the gym at my job since they closed it … Continue reading Curious Case of the Hanging Toilet Paper
Lottery & Meatloaf
Lottery & Meatloaf For his birthday he wanted Golden Corral, so I drove 30 minutes in the rain to one … Continue reading Lottery & Meatloaf
Road Trip
Road Trip He turned 36 the week before Christmas. At 36, he still lives with his mother in his boyhood … Continue reading Road Trip
Weekend Weather
Weekend Weather The old man’s been calling all week. I tell him when to call. But he calls when I’m … Continue reading Weekend Weather
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