Satan’s Existential Crisis
Satan’s Existential Crisis Svelte and slim, Satan slouched on his throne. His horns and hooves were exquisitely trimmed in a … Continue reading Satan’s Existential Crisis
Satan’s Existential Crisis Svelte and slim, Satan slouched on his throne. His horns and hooves were exquisitely trimmed in a … Continue reading Satan’s Existential Crisis
The Money He said he needed some money. He said he needed it real bad. It wasn’t a miniscule amount … Continue reading The Money
Ugly Duckling That son-of-a bitch, our creator. The one in the white coat and the whiskers that’s always watching us. … Continue reading Ugly Duckling
The Leak It was the hottest and most humid day of the year so far. Albright had just walked past … Continue reading The Leak
No Way of Knowing “Am I a good person? Deep down, do I even really want to be a good … Continue reading No Way of Knowing
True Love She reached for his hand. He embraced hers. “I love you,” she said. “How do you know?” he … Continue reading True Love
Noise Francis sat on a blanket playing his accordion. His monkey, Bentley, was perched on his shoulder. Two dapper men … Continue reading Noise
Infancy “Waaaaahhhhhhhh,” he screeched. ” “Waaaaahhhhhhhh. “Waaaaahhhhhhhh. “Waaaaahhhhhhhh.” “No,” I said. He sniffled. He wiped his nose of snot and … Continue reading Infancy
Causation & Correlation We were talking about sex. He said, “Pulling out is not natural.” I said, “It takes discipline … Continue reading Causation & Correlation
Starving Children She had a different photo of skeletal, emaciated, starving children in ever room of her house. It seemed … Continue reading Starving Children