Nose Job
Nose Job I dumped him because he didn’t want me getting a nose job. I told him I felt bad … Continue reading Nose Job
Nose Job I dumped him because he didn’t want me getting a nose job. I told him I felt bad … Continue reading Nose Job
Baller the ball ricocheted off the rim then off his mother’s car and dribbled down the driveway headed for mill … Continue reading Baller
Ralph’s Garage He told me to have a seat. He asked if he should turn off the TV. I never … Continue reading Ralph’s Garage
True Love She reached for his hand. He embraced hers. “I love you,” she said. “How do you know?” he … Continue reading True Love
Simon Says I could hear the children behind me. They were screaming and laughing and they were playing Simon Says. … Continue reading Simon Says
Frank Zappa & Butter Beans I’d like to know what art is. I’d like to know what an artist is. … Continue reading Frank Zappa & Butter Beans
Hollow Bunnies It was a few days before Easter. My friend messaged me, “Do you plan on stocking up on … Continue reading Hollow Bunnies
Noise Francis sat on a blanket playing his accordion. His monkey, Bentley, was perched on his shoulder. Two dapper men … Continue reading Noise
Infancy “Waaaaahhhhhhhh,” he screeched. ” “Waaaaahhhhhhhh. “Waaaaahhhhhhhh. “Waaaaahhhhhhhh.” “No,” I said. He sniffled. He wiped his nose of snot and … Continue reading Infancy
Causation & Correlation We were talking about sex. He said, “Pulling out is not natural.” I said, “It takes discipline … Continue reading Causation & Correlation