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Dandelions

Dandelions

Dandelions Kurt sat cold at the end of his driveway, a bowl of sugary offerings for the children settled in his lap. He treasured Halloween, but the festivity was winding down. Night had completely fallen. Most of the children and parents had come and gone. Parents with children dressed as pirates and superheroes and princesses, […]

Escalade Dreams

Escalade Dreams

Escalade Dreams I’m intrigued by certain correlations. Sometimes I’m struck by bits of information and try to fit them together like pieces of a puzzle. The human puzzle, I guess you could (pretentiously) say. One of these bits is the obsession with the Cadillac Escalade. Heck, I probably shouldn’t care. There’s better things to think […]

The Gamble

The Gamble

The Gamble Fitzi went all in on four Queens/8 high. Jimmy beat him with a straight flush of hearts. He raked Fitzi’s chips into his pile. “You buying back in?” Jimmy asked. Jimmy had all the luck. It confounded Fitzi because Jimmy didn’t appear to be much of a man of God. He didn’t even […]

Lab-Grown Meat

Lab-Grown Meat

Lab-Grown Meat There’s an online petition to stop lab-grown meat from being served in schools. When I heard about it, I needed to know more. The petition lists reasons why serving lab-grown meat in schools is a bad idea. These reasons are kind of boring, so I scrolled down to where people have posted videos […]

Fingernails

Fingernails

Fingernails Sometimes, when I cross the line to Indiana, I stop at Howie’s truck stop diner for a pork tenderloin sandwich. See, I was born and raised in Indiana. Now I live just across the state line. But, because I’m a Hoosier by birth, when I go over to Indiana and pass by Howie’s, I […]

Liberty Lunchbox Offering Jordan B. Peterson Lobster Meat. Order Now!!!!
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Liberty Lunchbox Offering Jordan B. Peterson Lobster Meat. Order Now!!!!

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Ezra Klein vs. Sam Harris: An Idiot’s Perspective Referencing Wham! and The Nuge
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Ezra Klein vs. Sam Harris: An Idiot’s Perspective Referencing Wham! and The Nuge

What happened here? The comments sections where The Great Debate has been posted on YouTube suggest the Sam Harris fanboys … Continue reading Ezra Klein vs. Sam Harris: An Idiot’s Perspective Referencing Wham! and The Nuge

4.14.18: A Debate with Reason Over Bestiality During Beethoven’s 4th
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4.14.18: A Debate with Reason Over Bestiality During Beethoven’s 4th

I can’t even keep up with who’s conducting nowadays. It seems to switch like our outfield, the only consistent guy … Continue reading 4.14.18: A Debate with Reason Over Bestiality During Beethoven’s 4th

4.8.18 – Beer, Bill Burr, Buddhism and BBW’S
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4.8.18 – Beer, Bill Burr, Buddhism and BBW’S

So I took my 74 year-old buddy Jimmy out yesterday and afterward we hung out in his assisted living apartment … Continue reading 4.8.18 – Beer, Bill Burr, Buddhism and BBW’S

3.25.18 – Borderline Bar and Grill
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3.25.18 – Borderline Bar and Grill

Ya ever feel like ya don’t know where in the fuck you belong? So I pulled this stanking carcass off … Continue reading 3.25.18 – Borderline Bar and Grill

Conservatives and Liberals Prepare for Catfight Over Amy Schumer’s New Film
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Conservatives and Liberals Prepare for Catfight Over Amy Schumer’s New Film

With the release of confessional exhibitionist Amy Schumer’s new film I Feel Pretty set for nationwide release on April 27, both … Continue reading Conservatives and Liberals Prepare for Catfight Over Amy Schumer’s New Film

Craigslist: Help Wanted
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Craigslist: Help Wanted

Friends of mrobins71, Given the dismal number of readers passing through this site or blog or whatever the fuck it’s … Continue reading Craigslist: Help Wanted

Jordan B. Peterson Appropriates Lobsters from The Master
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Jordan B. Peterson Appropriates Lobsters from The Master

Canadian psychologist, author and YouTube superstar Jordan B. Peterson has burst into popular culture like a lanced anal cyst, posting … Continue reading Jordan B. Peterson Appropriates Lobsters from The Master

Epic Right-Wing Slapfight in Negotiations
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Epic Right-Wing Slapfight in Negotiations

The battle of words between right-wing sissies and political pundits Milo Yiannopoulos and Ben Shapiro continues to escalate. In an … Continue reading Epic Right-Wing Slapfight in Negotiations

Opinion: Please, President Trump, Ban Video Games – Not Assault Weapons
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Opinion: Please, President Trump, Ban Video Games – Not Assault Weapons

As our president Donald J. Trump prepares to meet with the video game industry on Thursday in some epic dodge/deflection … Continue reading Opinion: Please, President Trump, Ban Video Games – Not Assault Weapons

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