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Writer I had a good idea for a story. A long time ago I took a lot of philosophy courses. … Continue reading Writer
Writer I had a good idea for a story. A long time ago I took a lot of philosophy courses. … Continue reading Writer
New Shoes Bill said he needed a new pair of shoes. He said his old ones were falling apart. He … Continue reading New Shoes
Cage the artist joyfully submits to its cage the bars and lock preventing the beasts outside from mauling the act … Continue reading Cage
Pecker Gnats The Mecca stunk. Ralph told Jerry, the owner, “That grease is getting old. Starting to stink.” Jerry said, … Continue reading Pecker Gnats
Gimmick Men In professional wrestling, men who can’t win the crowd over with their interview skills and wrestling ability are … Continue reading Gimmick Men
Manson Sucks He read the headlines and stories about Marilyn Manson being an abusive scumbag. He read how the musician … Continue reading Manson Sucks
Homecoming Queen In high school, we were expected to cheer and scream and clap and stomp our feet for our … Continue reading Homecoming Queen
Sobs & Suffering The woman wept so long and so loud her suffering could be heard in heaven. She sobbed … Continue reading Sobs & Suffering
The Candle Red unwrapped his birthday present. He opened the box and held the black jar. “What is it?” “A … Continue reading The Candle
Dream of White Underwear in the dream my mother gifted me a pack of extra large underwear it was nice … Continue reading Dream of White Underwear