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Movies

Movies

Movies Sitting in the library in Chicago. Wasting a morning with cheap coffee and poetry, when a book on shelf R9 catches my attention: The Films of the Seventies. I pull the book off the shelf and begin to skim. Many of the films I’d seen but their plots I’ve forgotten. For a while, it […]

The Rapper

The Rapper

The Rapper Taking a piss at the library in Chicago. I hear a guy in one of the stalls rapping about wiping his ass. I don’t think he was a very good rapper. There was a lot of mumbling as he struggled to rhyme “ass” with “cash”. I wondered if he could pull it off. […]

Veggie Tray

Veggie Tray

Veggie Tray She said she was making chili for the party. Other people, she thought, might bring pizza or wings. She said there might also be cupcakes or cookies and chips. Though I already knew, still, I asked out of politeness, what she wanted me to bring to her party. She asked, “How about a […]

Freedom to Escape

Freedom to Escape

Freedom to Escape The warden paid a visit to Prisoner 1023388. She looked ill, but comfortable, behind the bars in her striped prison uniform. “You’ve been confined a long time,” the warden told her. “But I’ve got some good news.” From inside her cage, the prisoner replied, “Am I getting out? Finally?” “Do you know […]

Safe

Safe

Safe I hadn’t seen the old man since before Christmas. He turned 81 a few days after Christmas. A few weeks after Christmas, I picked him up to take him out for a belated birthday and Christmas meal and give him his birthday and Christmas gifts. I gave him a used karaoke machine I got […]

Category: nonsense

Hempvana Rocket Relief
bullshit, mostly true stories, nonsense

Hempvana Rocket Relief

Hampvana Rocket Relief We were drunk late on a Sunday. It was after all the football games and a full … Continue reading Hempvana Rocket Relief

Like and Share
bullshit, nonsense

Like and Share

Like and Share Every day I read memes instructing me to “like and share if I agree.” Every day I … Continue reading Like and Share

Conversion
bullshit, mostly true stories, nonsense

Conversion

Conversion i come home drunk this late saturday night filled with beer and cigarettes to discover there’s a genre of … Continue reading Conversion

Homeless
nonsense

Homeless

Homeless I watched the video of the homeless man being interviewed. He was dark and well-spoken and decently dressed and … Continue reading Homeless

Awards & Recognition
nonsense, stories

Awards & Recognition

Awards & Recognition He said any recognition or awards for his writing would be like icing on the cake. Then … Continue reading Awards & Recognition

The Heel Never Loses
bullshit, nonsense

The Heel Never Loses

The Heel Never Loses As “Golden Boy” Chick Donovan says, “The heel never loses.” The Golden Boy says, “As a … Continue reading The Heel Never Loses

Conspiracy of Self
bullshit, nonsense, poetic ramblings

Conspiracy of Self

Conspiracy of Self most of what he understands of himself is a conspiracy i know a guy full of bullshit … Continue reading Conspiracy of Self

Frank Zappa & Butter Beans
bullshit, mostly true stories, nonsense, stories

Frank Zappa & Butter Beans

Frank Zappa & Butter Beans I’d like to know what art is. I’d like to know what an artist is. … Continue reading Frank Zappa & Butter Beans

André the Giant
bullshit, nonsense

André the Giant

André the Giant André the Giant – 7’4″ and 525 pounds. This lady at work who watches professional wrestling with … Continue reading André the Giant

GG Allin
bullshit, nonsense

GG Allin

GG Allin If GG Allin had lived, would he have made a successful transition into the mainstream like so many … Continue reading GG Allin

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